The MTV movie awards suck so much ass tonight that I'd rather go clean my bathroom. That makes me sad because I love Sarah Silverman to an extreme. She cracks me up most days. But tonight, sweetie..is not your night.

Just sayin.

Here are some things that don't suck:


banana bread and snack time. Also standing up in your highchair.


red shorts and bright blue eyes (you're welcome, kiddo)


kisses from mommy and binkies