Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Uggghhhh ewwwwwwww ahhhhh!!!! I'm totally still shaking.

So..there's this skinny cabinet door thingy in the downstairs hallway, right? Well, Calix finally discovered it last night..and I've been meaning to find something to keep it shut. After lunch, he was in the hallway and had it open..and like..wouldn't close it. I came up to close it and tell him "no!" and BAM! There it is! A bloated..hopefully dead..white mouse. I screamed..slammed the cabinet shut and like..ran away.

Yeah, I totally used to have a white mouse for a pet, too..and this is how I react.


I'm off to find some kind of a heavy tape to keep that thing shut because OH MY MOTHER EFFING GOSH! IF CALIX GRABS THAT THING OUT OF THERE AND THEN CHASES ME AROUND WITH IT.. I. WILL. DIE! Die of a freaking heart attck!!

7 comments:

Friglet said...

Eek!!!!

tamara said...

ab i think it might be a good idea to throw out the mouse or it's going to smell!

hilary said...

lmao!!!!! i agree with Tamara... the tape will only mask the smell for so long!

Abby said...

then one of *you* can come over and remove it! I refuse to even open that thing again..muchless remove a dead rodent from it!! No effing way!

YogaNana said...

Oh, for goodness sake -- drop a rag or something over the mouse corpse and knock it into a paper bag and throw it out. You really cannot leave it there, you'll bring back the Plague. Maybe.

Or -- you can wait for Jenna. :o)

Abby said...

whatever, mom. You're all kinds of one to talk about rodent issues Miss runaway from dad screaming your head off while he chased you around with a snake or something. I get it from you! In fact, while I was screaming over all of the creepies that were going on here today, I was thinking of you. hahaha

How about I just save it for *you* when you and David come out? HAHAHAHAHA that'd be awesome..

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