my kind of list

• Schedule your freaking 6-8 week appointment already, woman!
• Gather up O's new debit card, the left behind long sleeved PT shirt and jacket, and a box of girl scout cookies.
• Mail said items off to Orion while keeping a firm grip on Calix's chubby hand and Maddox strapped to my chest.
• Swear to not ship anything else to him for at least a few more weeks.
• No matter how badly the guys out there want me to send them chewy chocolate chunk peanut butter cookies.
• And banana bread.
• Because fah reals..that's just annoying.
• Pick up milk for Calix..probably from the shopette.
• There's less lugging involved that way.

• Get home and curse self for not remembering to ship Cramer's day planner to her.
• For forgetting to pick up a disposable camera for Orion.
• Whatever..they have disposable cameras in Afghanistan.
• Tell him he can get one there.

• Call primary care clinic 1 to see what they wanted
• Please oh please disconnect the freaking home phone so you don't end up with another super high bill for nothing again.
• Get internet from the cable company instead.
• Maybe I should get internet from cable company firt before I disconnect the landline.
• Wouldn't want to be without precious internet for any length of time.
• Mmm..Windows browsing.
• Yes..I totally just decided that's what I'm going to call window shopping on the internet.
• Do you get it?
• Hahaha..man, it's funny.
• Watch Babel finally..and then send it back to Netflix
• Punch the guy who sent me the wrong size (by half a size..and it's not AWFUL..but if I pay for something..I'd like it to fit correctly.) in those darling shoes.
• Punch him again for not returning my e-mails about exchanging them.
• FOR THE SIZE I PAID FOR.
• Feed the boys
  
• Change their diapers
• Repeat.