News from the doctor's yesterday.

Gained a pound..measuring at 34 weeks still (I was measuring that last week too). Maddox is currently breech..so all of those foot stomps I've been feeling in my cervix? Have literally been foot stomps to the cervix. Wooo fun!

So that would make his head be about between my ribs-ish. We figured this one out the fun way (then had it clarified by where his heartbeat was). I went to lay down to be measured..lifted up my shirt and saw what looked to be a friggin softball popping out of my belly. I said "ew ew ew look!!! look! ew ew ew!!!" cause it'd been the first time I've ever seen anything like that on me. "Is that his head? his butt?? what *is* that?!?" She thought it to be his butt at first because he felt like he was head down. Nope..the heartbeat was super high (it's usually right around or below the left side of my belly button..which would mean the kiddo's head down.). So what we were seeing? Was the back of my kid's head. He hasn't really budged much from that position since yesterday, either..so it's become like..my new party trick. I think I should take pictures of it at some point.

But hey, at least we actually know where his head is now. Kisses are placed in the correct spot now. Haha.

I believe she said something along the lines of..if he doesn't flip himself back around by my appointment next week...or the week after or something..they may end up trying to flip him themselves (which now scares me..because cramer was telling me that's how her friend's baby died. they flipped the kiddo..and it ended up wrapping the cord around the neck and well..by the time baby was born..it was like..strangled to death). Or..I may end up going in for a C-section (which seriously..I'm not against..especially if I go full term. I mean..4 pounds ripped me open. Can you imagine how many stitches I'd need for like 7 pounds?? AHHH!!!! I can feel the burning already).



While Calix and I were in the waiting room yesterday..ya know..waiting? This like..4 year old girl kept trying to randomly molest my poor child. She's like "I want to kiss him!!!"meanwhile Calix is giving her the dirtiest look (that's my boy!!!)..eyebrows furrowed..eyes squinted like "get the eff away from me". Anyway, her mom's like "you need to make sure it's okay with his mommy before you kiss him" so I was all "I dunno, Calix..you're only 1, man. I think that's moving a bit too fast" trying not to be super rude. Girl was all fondling his hands and trying to hug all over him..and then seriously started digging through my diaper bag! Who is this child?!?! Shoo! Go away!

I feel so shy when things like that happen. Almost stuck up (which, hi..I'm not.). Like..what do you say to get someone elses child to piss off when their advances aren't welcome?