Attack of the Water Balloon Boobs! Yo..seriously.

Why is it that I've suddenly become..ravenous since O's been gone? That's right, bitches..my sex drive's back.. awwww yeeaaahhhhh!
Now that the first trimester shit's over and done with..I feel like I can breathe again. Haha..and be dirty. What?!?! Who said that shit? Couldn't have been me..I'm too sweet to speak like that.

Anyway, all I'm sayin is..I can't wait till he gets home on Sunday. My husband's sexy...my husband's sexxxyyyyy.


I wish this bad weather crap would just stop already. Swear to golly..it rains here more than it did in Portland when I lived there. We'll have a reallllyyyyy nice sunny week that's perfect for walks and picnics and just being jolly.. and then? Then it rains and is all crappy out for 4 days straight. I'm over it, man.. I really am. I was looking forward to taking my little guy out on a walk every day while O was gone..but the weather's just been so dark and blahhhh that I can't (or rather..won't). So we're stuck inside all day playing with his toys..and having mommy tickle the golly gosh out of him (I've started doing the "armpit fit" that my dad used to do to us as kids..and we ALL HATED IT. Absolute torture. It's like the Dane Cook thing.."hahaha..stop it..stop ittt..ahhhhhhh you're hurting me! MOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!)...but he cracks up and squirms away. He'll stop laughing when it's not fun anymore. Hahaha.. love him! We also made up a song about daddy today (because Calix won't stop asking for him "dada?" "no, daddy's gone for the week..but you have mommy!" "daaaddddd?" "no..no dada.." (swear..the kid will only say "mama" when he's sad..or hurt..because he wants to be scooped up and cuddled and kissed and told everything's okay. Thanks, Ixxie..thanks. I see how it is). Anyway..our song went like this "dadadaaaa da daaaa dadadadadada dad!" and on and on..but Calix thought it was the most hilarious thing ever and would throw his head back and giggle.

The bookshelf still continues to be the biggest problem ever..and I think I'll have Orion move it upstairs or something when he gets home. I also need to have him change the lightbulbs in our bedroom..because both went out while he was gone and the ceiling is waaayyyyy too high up for me to get to without climbing up all sorts of stacked pieces of furniture. I've been going off of the bedside lamp. No, seriously.

I also need to upload that video of Calix dancing from a few days ago (really..just bouncing..but he tries) for Mish. But I'll probably get to that tomorrow..because I'm just beat.

Speaking of dancing..did anyone else catch Dancing With The Stars tonight? eeee hehehehehe.. I love when big strong men ballroom dance. It made me all giddy like "I wanna see O dance!!" I told him this when I spoke to him tonight..and he said he wants to take ballroom dancing classes with me..but dude? I would laugh the entire time. Maybe someday when I don't think me doing things like that's silly anymore.

...maybe if I were drunk..