I have no idea

I've been watching Christmas movies all day.

They make me happy.

Also..Things I've pulled out of Calix's mouth today:
1. some kind of a plant
2. a freaking chunk of wood

Where the kid finds these things is way beyond me. I guess they're all things Orion tracks in on his boots when he comes home for lunch (if I could get that man to take his stupid boots off before he comes through the door, I would. He would do it once and think it was good enough.). I'll tell ya..I'm tired of sweeping the entire house (no literally..the *entire* house) each time he comes home because of those..those BOOTS. "I'll do it in a second, Cuddlebug." as he's trailing dirt everywhere and Calix is following after him putting each chunk in his mouth.
I don't ask for much, ya know. All I ask is to be respected and not make me work harder in my nauseous state than I already do because my child? Gets into EVERYTHING.

..and maybe some Pringles. Mmmm..Pringles.



Laundry Day!! And I let him ride down the stairs in that bucket, too (I was holding onto it, psycho). He mostly thought I was the greatest mommy ever for it.












Also, I don't wanna hear
how my child doesn't look like me
because he clearly does.

I'm also not trying to be in denial about my kid looking like his father. I get it..I KNOW he looks like Orion. But come onnnn..I totally see me in him, too.