Ninja Baby!

My kid's a friggin ninja. So I'm in the kitchen making chicken cordon bleu and I hear the base of the phone fall..eh, not a big deal..Calix pulls it down all the time. But THEN he hits speakerphone and starts dialing someone! It started ringing, and I hopped over the little fence in the kitchen to go shut the phone off. A minute later? Orion's mom calls and says "did you just call me?" MY KID CALLED HIS GRANDMOTHER!!! He got the area code and everything right! He cracks me up so hard! I so can't wait until Orion calls to say goodnight and I get to tell him what happened..because seriously? What are the odds of that?