Hi, honey! Muah!
I swear to you, I didn't do that to him. I went in to get him from his nap and that's how I found him (bad picture..blinky flash). Crusty blood all over his face. Obviously it was a bloody nose. His very first one. I don't know if he was picking at it or what (even though I saw no traces of blood on his hands)..but it didn't get anywhere else. Not on the sheets or anything. Just his face..and a few splatters on his shirt. Guess he was sitting up then. I don't know..it just makes me sad is all.
Oh! So I called the cable company..and in the sweetest way I know how..I went off on them. Totally sweetly though. Promise. I actually had a super nice rep on the phone with me this time..and I was all "I mean, I barely have enough time to take a shower..muchless watch porn" and we talked for probably..30-35 minutes or so about the whole thing..why oh WHY am I being billed for pornos that no one here is ordering? Seriously..she was telling me the times they were ordered..and yeah, hi...I watch Seinfeld from 6-7..so, sorry hun..it's not me. She was like "well..do you have a boyfriend..?" "haha..no..no boyfriend" "a husband..?" "yeah, I already said he's in Afghanistan" "oh yeah, that's right! I'm so sorry..I remember you saying that. Listen, I want you to tell him that I..actually all of us here appreciate everything he's doing.." blah blah blah then she seriously asked if maybe Calix ordered them (CALIX! He's a whole 17 months old! NOOO!!!!) on accident by pressing buttons or something..and seriously? If my kid can randomly press the 4 digit code you need to even order any kind of a movie on our tv..he's a flippin ninja.
Anyway, she did the whole "well, you need to be standing in front of that box to order movies..that's the *only* way.." crap again..and yes, I understand that. However? I'M NOT ORDERING THEM AND I'M STILL BEING BILLED!!! Oy! So she was able to credit the account for 2 of the 4..which eh..is better than nothing I suppose..and I'm still a bit angry that I still have to pay for 2 of them..but whatever. At this point, I'll take what I can get. I changed the code anyway..just in case those ghosts or whoever try to order more.
She also seriously? Asked me if maybe someone comes into the house after I go to bed! I was like "umm..no. That's creepy"...it is! And apparently I'm the *only* person who has ever called with the complaint that random porn is being billed to me that I supposedly didn't order. Look, I try my hardest to not lie anymore in life..and well, I'm being all sorts of honest when I tell you I. DID. NOT. ORDER. THAT CRAP.
Today was pretty stupid though. Frustrating at times..but hey, at least I got to dye my hair finally. Also? My skin is being weird. I'm sure it's a post partum thing because I've heard about things like this happening before..but why to me? Do I not have enough grief in my life? Do I really need flaky dry skin on my face? and and and..what's up with these teeny tiny pimple thingies on my cheeks? Holy gosh..it's just awful!
I don't like it.
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Do you live in close proximity to other people? Could someone be splicing your cable to their house?
I was wondering the exact same thing. Hey, people do that kind of crap!
That's what I asked her...because we live in a townhouse. She said her supervisor said it was impossible. No it's not..they just don't want it getting out that hey, it happens..and let us just take that off your bill for you..we're sorry. Grrr!
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