Horray!!! Horray!!! My Cramerhead's coming out!

I just got done booking her flight! Her oh so fun butt leaves Cali on Thursday and stays till Monday! Horray!!! Horray!!!

Check out how awesome travel agent Abby is. No no..listen..it's good. Roundtrip..not even a week in advance..a grand total of $213. Seriously..I'm just that awesome.


Just wait till she sees how big Calix has gotten! hehehehe

Eeeee!!! I'm so excited!





In other news..I've been cramping up like a mofo all evening. Lemme tell ya how much fun it's not. Also? It feels like the little bugger keeps slamming his foot or something into like..my cervix. Sharp awful..awful pain I tell ya. Feels like I could lose control of everything in a split second. It's been scaring the guys (O and Pat) all evening. I'll just let out a sudden shriek..because oh my gosh..it catches me THAT off guard.

"Orion..what would you do if my vagina just..fell to the floor suddenly? Like everything falls out with it."

"Scream."


Ya'll..seriously. As much as I already adore this little person..enough is enough. I cannot go through 7 more weeks of this inner torture he's providing on a daily basis. And the getting up at *least* 5 times in the middle of the night to go potty thing?

OLD!

Dear Maddox,

You keep torturing me all you want, kiddo. Keep it up. Just remember you're *mine* when you roll out of my crotch. All mine!!!!

Love,
Mommy