A moment of silence for the boobs, please

I'm all sorts of lonely (I always am the first day Orion's gone. the house just feels so empty, ya know?), so I thought I'd get a head start on clearing out the baby's nursery (let me clarify..it's like a 7'x15' room attached to our bedroom) because Orion kind of just started throwing all of his extra army gear in there..and okay, my featherbed, a halloween costume, and a box of clothes that totally don't fit my big ass anymore are also in there. Anyway, while putting things in big ol plastic containers to bring out to the shed later, I totally stumbled across a cd of pictures from 2005. Yes, I know..not long ago..at all. But I was flipping through pictures and saw this one:


How scared do I look? I mean..be honest. I was roughly 4 months along with Calix..and looked scared as shit to be a mother (I'd also like to add those overalls are totally a size small..and I only got to wear them a couple of times more after that..but don't worry, because I totally still have them. in a box.). I browsed through more pictures and got all weepy. So here I am.

Hey guess what?


That's right..I was mad pregnant there, too. And also? Still hot. hahahaha. Oh, stop it..it's all in good fun. And also? Awww..I remember when my boobs were still small like that. Hold on..let's mourn the loss of small-ish perky boobs (mothers all around the world are lighting candles and setting out pictures of said boobage. we're all weeping together. hahahaha).