Oooo Ribbon!

xximojoangelxxi: I also need..or rather..want to find a site with really witty maternity tees. like..ya know..personality/attitude tees
xximojoangelxxi: but I also feel like I need to collect ribbon.
xximojoangelxxi: so who knows
CrAmEr: wtf
CrAmEr: collect ribbon?
xximojoangelxxi: dude.. I'll write about it.


It's true. We were at Michael's a few days ago Orionnn..can we go to Michael's? to which he said "no" But Orionnnn..I have my own money I want to spend. Please? I need to go! He finally gave in. Suckkeerrrrrr!
I'd carefully picked out a bunch of fake flowers (no..I really did..and they're pretty, too), wood glue (for the airplane thingies I bought previously), and a couple of wooden thingies to paint for Calix's room (yes..again). I was still within my spending limit..and happened to accidentally wander over to the clearance section. Whoops. I spotted the cutest "shabby chic" pitcher *ever* and it was on freaking sale for like..$4.99! Orion said I could go over by a couple of dollars if I felt I oh so had to have it. I did.. I swear, I really did! And then? He drops the "you can spend another $20 if I can buy a model" "hecks yes!" I picked up a small hot glue gun.. (I'm not sure what I need it for yet..but I know I'll need one) and I'm wandering the store wondering what I should drop my last dollars on. Hmmm. I got to the ribbon aisle and froze. I felt my heart start beating super fast "oh my gosh..oooo..." I'm scanning over all of the different patterns and sizes and to get ribbon with wire..or not to?? Orion finds me..and I might as well have been drooling. That's when it happened. "I need ribbon!!!" "why?" "I don't know! I just feel like I *need* it! I need to collect it!!" "what would you do with it, Cuddle?" "I don't even know..but look!! look at how cute these all are!!" and I pointed out about 10 of my favorites "Yeah, those look like ribbons you'd pick out" "What's that supposed to mean?" "Nothing..they're just all the calm colors. The colors you like the most" "Hmmm.." So then I start wandering around the store more to try to figure out just what I can do with all of these lovely ribbons. Nothing. I mean.. I could wrap presents and use the ribbons for extra added sexiness.. but come onnnn..how many presents do I actually wrap in a given year minus Christmas? Not many. Plus, would I really want to waste these precious ribbons on someone who's just going to throw them out anyway? NO! I want to cuddle the ribbons..hold them close and tell them to never go away. I'm thinking about getting one of those Rubbermaid tubs with a lid..and collect my ribbon in secret.

I don't know why! I mean.. I've never had a crush on ribbon before..but geeze..it surely seems like I do now.

Am I a freak? Is my body trying to tell me something (like..I'm having a girl and really want to put ribbons in her hair like my mommy used to do to me?)? And what exactly..do you *do* with ribbon?