Dance too much booty in my pants!

Aww! Orion's mom finally finished the painting she'd been working on of the 2 of us! When we went out to Florida last month, she seemed a little bummed (no..seriously..it was the first thing she said to me) that my hair's red now..and I saw why. She'd painted me with dark brown hair..and um..well, I didn't have it anymore. When it arrived today, my hair color had changed. She's so friggin precious!


If you seriously can't figure out which ones are us..check out the middle of the dance floor and the soldier (in his class A's) making out with the red head. Hehehehe. I now need to find a place to hang it. My gripes? She still doesn't know how to spell my name. She had to right for soo long..and now? She's back to using 1 B instead of the 2 my name requires. Everything's like "to my daughter Aby" and I'm like aarrrrghhhh! The 2 of us have corrected her so many times..that it's like..we kind of give up now. Also? When I opened up the boxes (she also sent me another painting she'd promised me..but we left FL without..oops. Oh..and she likes to give Orion back the things he sent her from Iraq. Fucking..sad.) , clouds of *stale* cigarette smoke hit me like a brick wall. I almost vomitted. Oh, and I stepped on a ginormous spider..with bare feet..when I opened the door for the mailman. AHHHHH!!!! AND! I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT TILL I SAT DOWN AND SAW A HUGE EFFING SQUISHED SPIDER STUCK TO THE BOTTOM OF MY FOOT!!! Omg I could have died. I can't believe I cleaned it off without screaming. Kentucky has, without a doubt, the worst bugs ever. EVER!! And they're all weird things that you've never seen before. Friggin..heebie jeebies n shit. Anyway..lovely painting. Calix is uber cranky..he needs a nap.