Don't smoke in my car!

Sometimes..I feel downright disrespected. The rule is no smoking in *my* car and he says "I know, cuddlebug.. I won't".
Late last night while O and I were in bed reading the doorbell rang. Orion got it and it was some guy dropping off a key to a hummer because he wouldn't be there today. Orion placed it on the nightstand next to me. This morning, after he kissed me goodbye, he tiptoed out.. I woke up a little bit wondering if he'd remembered the key. He didn't. A few minutes later, I heard the front door open and as he was coming up the stairs, I held the key out for him. He came in to give me another kiss "You smell like smoke. Holy shit.. you were smoking in my car!!!!" "uh.. gotta go!" "Asshole!" and he left! Just like that!
So, I get up..and get in the shower. 'What's this?' HE USED THE NO TOWELS! For his face shaving episode! Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God dammit! There's an ENTIRE closet full of fresh fluffy towels in the hallway, you lazy son of a bitch! Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean..come on..seriously. If you're going to use them..at least *try* to make it look like you didn't. Put them back the way I had them..don't just let them scatter all over the floor and just be hanging sadly on the rack the way they were when I walked in.
Does he hate me that much? Hey, you.. Orion..Do you hate me to such an extreme that you can't follow 2 of the simplest rules out there? Am I not a good wife to you? Am I not a fantastic mother? Was there a meal somewhere down the line that disappointed you? Were your BDU's not clean enough for you? Do I not put out enough? Because tell me.. I'd really like to know.
I know.. I know I'm just venting and I'll feel better later..blah blah blah and it doesn't help that I'm PMSing so hard it's scary. I have very very few rules and I put up with a lot of shit ::hides his SIMS game:: la la la.. 'sims? what are sims?' hmm hmm hmm

It's just that.. I respect and appreciate him *so* much..and I'd never do anything to stress him out and make his life harder than what it already is. Can't he smoke before he leaves? Can't he leave a few minutes earlier and smoke when he gets there? Why in my car? Nothing irritates me more, I swear to god. Oh wait..yeah.. the TOWEL thing.
Guys are always wondering why their chicks are bitches or whatever. Ya'll drive us crazy sometimes! Open up your god damned ears and *listen*..and as long as you don't do the things we ask you not to do..everyone will be happy. hahaha

Maybe O just needs a big hug when he comes home. As much as he may drive me crazy.. I can't be mad.